Famous Blonde Quotes

Dumb blondes have been around since the dawn of time and they’ve been famous locks just as long. These famous blonde bombshells have helped maintain the “nothing going on upstairs” stereotypes that we love to laugh about. They may give a bad name to the rest of the blondes in the world, but we love ‘em anyway.

Paris Hilton

• “(Kabbalah) helps you confront your fears. Like if a girl borrowed my clothes and never gave them back, and I saw her wearing them months later, I would confront her.”
• “Wal-mart… do they like make walls there?”
• “Nicky and I are different in this crucial way: she’s better at shopping than I am.”
• “If I could read a book, I’d defintely read one of yours.”
• “I don’t really think, I just walk.”
• “What’s a soup kitchen?”
• “I don’t think there’s ever been anyone like me that’s lasted. And I’m going to keep lasting.”

Jessica Simpson

• “I have amazing boobs. They’re just perfect.”
• “How did you guys run so slowly in that opening Baywatch scene… you know, where you’re running down the beach?” (upon meeting Pamela Anderson)
• “Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says chicken by the sea.”
• “Isn’t it weird that I’m getting all emotionable?”
• “I’m not Anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me.”

Hilary Duff

• “I can’t go more than 72 hours without shopping, but I don’t think I’m excessive.”
• “I ate a bug once. It was flying around me. I was trying to get it away. It went right in my mouth. It was so gross!”
• “You can be edgy without showing off your boobs.”

Madonna

• “If I was a girl again, I would like to be like my fans, I would like to be like Madonna.”
• “Strong women leave big hickies”
• “It’s very painful (seeing pictures of Spears). When you think about the way people treat each other in Africa, about witchcraft and people inflicting cruelty and pain on each other, then come back here and, you know, people taking pictures of people when they’re in their homes, being taken to hospitals, or suffering, and selling them, getting energy from them, that’s a terrible infliction of cruelty.So who’s worse off? You know what I mean?

Britney Spears

• “I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.”
• “Sundance is weird. The movies are weird. You actually have to think about them when you watch them.”
• “I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.”

Dolly Parton

• “I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb… and I also know that I’m not blonde.”
• “I was the first woman to burn my bra, it took the fire department four days to put it out.”
• “I have got little feet because nothing grows in the shade.”
• “It’s a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I’d be a drag queen.”

Pamela Anderson

• “It’s great being blonde – with such low expectations it’s easy to impress.”
• “I don’t think about anything too much . . . If I think too much, it kind of freaks me out!”
• “I wanted to retire from all that, but I guess my breasts still have a career, and I’m just tagging along with them.”
• “I named my sons Brandon and Dylan after the Beverly Hills 90210 characters.”
• “I have to meet someone who loves children and who loves ex-husbands and implants.”

Anna Nicole Smith

• “Doesn’t that hurt?” (on suicide bombers)
• “I don’t drink as much as I use to could.”
• “I have been alone since my husband died. I stay in my home. I don’t date. It’s hard to date when you’re at home. Nobody knows you.”

Christina Aguilera

• “I’m an ocean because I’m really deep. If you search deep you can find rare exotic treasures.”
• “So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”
• “I’m not just another bimbo.”
• “I’m not really religious but very spiritual. I give money to this company that manufactures hearing aids on a regular basis. More people should really hear me sing. I have a gift from God.”
• “Call me a slag. If it means being a strong woman, I’ll gladly be that.”

Jenny McCarthy

• “Only when I’m golfing. Other than that, they’re the greatest fun-bags of all time.” (when asked if her breasts are a burden)
• “I’m so scared girls look at my breast implants and think, ‘To get boys, you need big boobs.’ I tell them, ‘Don’t get it done. Those fears go away. You develop other insecurities, but breasts aren’t one of them.’ I want to get them half-size.”

Scarlett Johansson

• “I definitely believe in plastic surgery. I don’t want to be an old hag. There’s no fun in that.”
• “I hope they make a video game of me. At least I wouldn’t have any cellulite then.”
• “I’m very comfortable with my sexuality, my body, my face – well, sometimes I’m not comfortable with my face, but it’s stuck there and there’s nothing I can do about it.”

Tara Reid

• “If I work on a movie for two months, I should be able to dance on as many tables as I want to.”
• “I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.”
• “I hate being tickled. Sure, it makes me laugh, but when I get tickled, I get pissed off. I’m like a monkey when I get tickled – woo-hoo!”
• “Lindsay Lohan reminds me of a younger version of me. But you can’t take away that she’s a good actress. So she’s going through a point in her life. I grew up. Leave her alone. If Lindsay can get a chance, then I deserve a chance too.”

Brooke Shields

• “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life”
• “If my jeans could talk, would I be embarrassed?”
• “I think I’m going to have to live vicariously through my daughter’s rebellion because I certainly never did go through adolescence.”

Daryl Hannah

• “I can’t even write a postcard.”
• “And I know that the younger generation is doing things that are so ingenious. And for them it’s not a matter of a political belief or an environmental stance. It’s really just common sense.”
• “Being a humanitarian, supporting animal rights activists, human rights activists, it’s all the same.”

Alicia Silverstone

• “I think that the film ‘Clueless’ was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come fro ma very deep place if it’s true lightness”
• “I’m reachable for people, I’m not out of their league. I’m just a normal girl.”

Cameron Diaz

• “I’ve been noticing gravity since I was very young.”
• “I’m not ashamed of being a bubbly, funny person. I think that’s as valid as being the dark, brooding, tortured Oscar-nominated one.”

Marilyn Monroe

• “It’s not true I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”
• “I’ve been on a calendar, but never on time.”
• “If you can make a girl laugh – you can make her do anything”
• “I don’t know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot”
• “The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn’t any.”

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