There were two nuns
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past 38 ½ minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It’s logical. He wants to violate us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
A little while later...
SM: It’s not working.
SL: Of course it’s not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in 1 minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I’ll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened toSister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn’t follow us both, so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM : Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL : Isn’t it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty…………………
Say two Hail Marys! hehehehe
And the Moral of the Story is: LOGIC BEATS MATH ANYTIME. And Math cannot survive without Logic. -
I was looking for my feature photo for this post and I ran over these nun-photos in the internet, so I decided to share some of them here:
Enjoy Your Weekdays
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this is hilarious!
hahahha, Thanks! Enjoy your weekdays dear
Nun of your nonsense!
I loved this. And the photos. More. More. (thanks)
You’re very welcome Barb, I’m glad
Enjoy your weekdays!
Brilliant!
Thanks Jared
Enjoy your weekdays!
Thanks for the nonsense to start the week.
ya, hehehe and you’re very welcome
Enjoy your weekdays!
Fell off my chair. Thanks.
Hahahaha, you’re welcome
enjoy your weekdays!
Hahahaha convent humor!
Yes Drew, hahaha I’m glad it made you laugh. Enjoy your weekdays!
Hahaha, that’s funny! And great pics! Especially the one with the croquis nuns
Yes, Pia, it really is funny. Thanks, I’m glad it made you laugh
Enjoy your weekdays!
Tooooo cheeky Dolly… Have a great week..!
You too Carol
Thanks!
Reblogged this on The ObamaCrat.Com™ and commented:
Ok, I am in a foul mood because of recent events in Sanford Florida, but this made me smile….Thank You Dolly from the blog: “allaboutlemon”.
You’re very welcome JB and thanks so much for the re-blogged
very clever allaboutlemon, very clever. i enjoyed it early on this monday. enjoy your day!
Thanks Manhattan, I’m glad today’s manic Monday, made you laugh
see you around.
I have to admit, my mind went the dirty route! I’ve got some Hail Mary’s to do… :p
hahahaha, ya you better
Thanks, I’m glad this post made you smile.
I don’t know if I liked the joke better or the Nuns sitting on the bar stools. LOL. Either way, what a way to start the day. Thanks for the laughs, Dolly.
This was a great share!
You’re very welcome Orples, I’m happy today’s manic Monday made you laugh
Enjoy your day!
Thank you Dolly. I really do enjoy your blog, and loved this post. Great way to start a Monday. You have a great day, yourself.
Haha, thanks for a smile this Monday morning!
You’re very welcome Monica
Enjoy your day!
That’s such an old joke but so funny everytime! LOL. I’m still chuckling!
Thanks Franziska, I’m glad this one made you chuckle LOL
I’ll have nun of that, and some more, please
Yes, Dean you’ll have more of this every Monday hehehe.. thanks this one made you smile
I’ll be looking very forward to it -:-)
Ah! Dying of laughter. ! hahahahaha!
Hail mary full of grace the Lord is with you…
and also with you, hahahha, Thanks
I’m happy this one made you laugh.. see you around dear…
Hilarious! I love a good twist at the end of a story
You’re very welcome Elizabeth, I’m so happy you enjoyed today’s Manic Monday
See you around and have a great day!
Hail Mary…..hahhhaa….I never leave your website without a belly-laugh…..
spread this joy….
Peace…
haha
Thanks Pawan, I’m glad today Manic Monday made you laugh
see you around!
That was funny! Thanks for the laugh!
You’re very welcome Michael
I’m happy today’s Manic Monday made you laugh… Enjoy your day!
Thanks for the Monday grin
You’re very welcome Jeff as always
Dolly,my Dear, you have just been elected to receive the “Top Recent Commenters Award”. Please feel free to come and pick up the links to collect your reward whenever time allows.
It is with much appreciation for your visits to my site that I present this award to you. Thank you, Marcy
http://orples.wordpress.com/2012/03/20/top-recent-commenter-award/
Thanks Marcy, I will get into this as soon as I can, hehehe… You’re so sweet
Dolly xoxo
Dolly, you are naughty and I love it
Hahahaha, thanks Eric… We need some laughing
i’ was thinkin dirty hahaa
hahaha so you better say Hail Mary… Thanks, I’m happy it made you laugh
Since the demise of the ‘Dave Allen Show’ on British telly, I’ve not heard a better Catholic joke
Thanks, I’m glad this one made you laugh
That….was AWEsome! Love it
Ashley
Hhahaha, I’m glad
Dolly xoxo
Can’t stop …….. I’m halfway through my Hail Marys!
LOL
Very funny, Dolly! It’s hard to find funny clean jokes, but you’ve done it. Thanks for stopping by Friday Funnies the other day.
Nancy
You’re very welcome Nancy… likewise I enjoyed my visit to your blog. Keep it up and see you around dear
Funny!
“Hail Mary”, “Hail Mary”……”Hail Mary” (for good measure
Thanks for the re-blogged Mouse Droppings