Two Clever Nuns – This is Brilliant- Just Another Manic Monday :)


There were two nuns

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. 

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past 38 ½ minutes? I wonder what he wants. 

SL: It’s logical. He wants to violate us. 

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do? 

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

A little while later...

SM: It’s not working. 

SL: Of course it’s not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too. 

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in 1 minute

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I’ll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. 

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened toSister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives. 

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened! 

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn’t follow us both, so he followed me 

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then? 

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could. 

SM: And? 

SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me. 

SM : Oh, dear! What did you do? 

SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up. 

SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do? 

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants. 

SM: Oh, no! What happened then? 

SL : Isn’t it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty…………………

Say two Hail Marys! hehehehe

And the Moral of the Story is:  LOGIC BEATS MATH ANYTIME.   And Math cannot survive without Logic. -

I was looking for my feature photo for this post and I ran over these nun-photos in the internet, so I decided to share some of them here:

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Comments

  1. “Hail Mary”, “Hail Mary”……”Hail Mary” (for good measure :)

  2. JK Bevill - Lost Creek Publishing says:

    Funny!

  3. Very funny, Dolly! It’s hard to find funny clean jokes, but you’ve done it. Thanks for stopping by Friday Funnies the other day.

    Nancy

  4. Can’t stop …….. I’m halfway through my Hail Marys!

  5. That….was AWEsome! Love it :)
    Ashley

  6. Since the demise of the ‘Dave Allen Show’ on British telly, I’ve not heard a better Catholic joke :D

  7. i’ was thinkin dirty hahaa

  8. Dolly, you are naughty and I love it :-)

  9. Dolly,my Dear, you have just been elected to receive the “Top Recent Commenters Award”. Please feel free to come and pick up the links to collect your reward whenever time allows. :) It is with much appreciation for your visits to my site that I present this award to you. Thank you, Marcy

    http://orples.wordpress.com/2012/03/20/top-recent-commenter-award/

  10. Jeff Whelan says:

    Thanks for the Monday grin :-)

  11. That was funny! Thanks for the laugh!

  12. Hail Mary…..hahhhaa….I never leave your website without a belly-laugh…..
    spread this joy….
    Peace…
    haha

  13. elizabeth says:

    Hilarious! I love a good twist at the end of a story :)

  14. Ah! Dying of laughter. ! hahahahaha!
    Hail mary full of grace the Lord is with you…

  15. I’ll have nun of that, and some more, please

  16. Franziska says:

    That’s such an old joke but so funny everytime! LOL. I’m still chuckling!

  17. Haha, thanks for a smile this Monday morning! :)

  18. I don’t know if I liked the joke better or the Nuns sitting on the bar stools. LOL. Either way, what a way to start the day. Thanks for the laughs, Dolly. :) This was a great share!

  19. I have to admit, my mind went the dirty route! I’ve got some Hail Mary’s to do… :p

  20. very clever allaboutlemon, very clever. i enjoyed it early on this monday. enjoy your day!

  21. Jueseppi B. says:

    Reblogged this on The ObamaCrat.Com™ and commented:
    Ok, I am in a foul mood because of recent events in Sanford Florida, but this made me smile….Thank You Dolly from the blog: “allaboutlemon”.

  22. Tooooo cheeky Dolly… Have a great week..! ;)

  23. Pia Valentin Sørensen says:

    Hahaha, that’s funny! And great pics! Especially the one with the croquis nuns ;)

  24. Hahahaha convent humor!

  25. Fell off my chair. Thanks.

  26. grosenberg says:

    Thanks for the nonsense to start the week.

  27. Brilliant!

  28. I loved this. And the photos. More. More. (thanks)

  29. Nun of your nonsense!

  30. this is hilarious!

  31. hahaha

  32. Thanks for the re-blogged Mouse Droppings :)

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