One Point Of View… Just Another Manic Monday

“Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.”
Winston Churchill

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship
holding her hat tight
so that it would not blow away in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said,
“Pardon me, madam.
I do not intend to be forward
but did you know that your dress
is blowing up in this high wind?”

“Yes, I know,” said the lady.
“I need both my hands
to hold onto this hat.”

“But madam, you must know that you are
not wearing any panties
and your private parts are exposed!”
said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down,
then back up at the man
and replied,
Sir, anything you see down there
is 85 years old.
I just   bought this hat yesterday!” 

Happy Weekdays!

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Comments

  1. Interesting how logic is illogical in certain situations very humorous thank you.

  2. Sweet! Like the old broad already!

  3. hillarious! thanks for sharing.

  4. LOL…I needed this! Happy Monday and thanks for making me laugh!!

  5. Why she should do what I do: sew a buncha lemons into the hem of her dress. I find that keeps me anchored in high winds, and also gives me a pleasant lemony scent. At least for a few days…

    Just a little tip I picked up at the Lemons R Us Café… : )

  6. Very interesting!

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