Little Joey Pagano whispered to the priest in the confessional,
“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.”
The priest asks, “Is that you, little Joey Pagano?”
“Yes, Father, it is.”
“And who was the girl you were with?”
“I can’t tell you, Father, I don’t want to ruin her reputation.”
“Well, Joey, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?”
“I cannot say.”
“Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?”
“I’ll never tell.”
“Was it Nina Capelli?”
“I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.”
“Was it Cathy Piriano?”
“My lips are sealed.”
“Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?”
“Please, Father, I cannot tell you.”
The priest sighs in frustration. “You’re very tight lipped, Joey Pagano and I admire that. But you’ve sinned and have to
atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now
you go and behave yourself.”
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco
slides over and whispers, “What’d you get?”
“4 months vacation and five good leads.”
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A new week with a laughter, good one
Yes Bilafond and laugh a little each day is good for the health
http://allaboutlemon.com/2012/07/12/laugh-a-little-each-day/
Hilarious! Definitely worth committing to memory!
Just like the chickens say Linda…. http://allaboutlemon.com/2012/07/12/laugh-a-little-each-day/
I’m not even Catholic and this is still hilarious! Thanks, Dolly!
You’re very welcome Jeff
What a resourceful young man. I’ll bet he grows up to be a dishwasher at the Lemons R Us Café… : P
Hahaha, nope…
Too sweet – sweet Dolly… hahahahaha….
Yes, Carol hahaha
I can’t believe I was an altar boy for 6 years and never thought of this.
LOL
If all priests were so helpful just think how many more young men would attend confession!!