An Afterlife Story… Just Another Manic Monday

Revisited…

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife.

Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.

After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.

True to his word, he made the first contact, ‘ Jan, Jan…..':

‘Is that you, Dick?’

‘Yes, I’ve come back like we agreed.’

‘That’s wonderful! What’s it like?’

‘Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it’s off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times.

Then I have lunch (you’d be proud of me, I’m eating lots of greens), another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it’s back to the golf course again.

Then it’s more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again.’

‘Oh, Dick, you surely must be in heaven!’

‘Not exactly … I’m a rabbit on a golf course inArizona .’

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Comments

  1. Reblogged this on OyiaBrown.

  2. I’m coming back as a coffee bean at the Lemons R Us Café. That way, I can finally smell good. : P

  3. Hahaha! I love the jokes you pick! :)

  4. Teresa Cleveland Wendel says:

    big smile!

  5. LOL! That was epic! Awesome :)

  6. LOL LOL.

  7. Reblogged this on Mscilane rebloggar om katter och humor och annat roligt. and commented:
    SÅ det är ett liv efter detta? :-D

  8. Thanks for the chuckle! :) Can’t wait to retell this to a couple of golfers I know!

  9. Jeff Whelan says:

    Brilliant! Oh, to be a rabbit on a golf course . . . (and I don’t even play golf) ;-)

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