Originally posted on Humorous Dispassionate:
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts
in the mirror.
He asks, What are you doing?
She replies, I went to the doctor today, and he told me that I have the
breasts of a 25 year old.
The husband retorts, Well, what did he say about your 50 year old ass?
She replies, Frankly dear, your name never came up !
Then the Fight Started !!