Why Boys Need Moms… Just Another Manic Monday

This is for those mothers of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older.     
Why boys need Moms or Parents…

My son at age 5.. peeking on his big sissy’s____   hehehe :)

Yap, and here he was at 10 showing off :) hahaha

click here to see him now :)

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like… 

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq,ft, House 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old boy’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20×20 ft. Room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn’t stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words ‘uh oh’, it’s already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego’s will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can’t walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR‘s do not eject ‘PB & J’ sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin ,TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will re-blog or send this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. Hahaha

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And this is a very cool movie to watch:

Happy Weekdays Everyone… Have Fun!

Comments

  1. I laughed so hard I almost cried, this is one of your best!

  2. Absolutely true I’ll try both experiments. Also you might want to add that Spider-Man web spray does not hold anyone up.:)

  3. artbyzowielouan says:

    Fantastic! Reminds me very much of my cousin I grew up with hehe :) Thanks for popping by my blog, Have a great week! x

  4. hahaha very funny post indeed, like 25 ::)

  5. This gives me a great idea for watering the plants down at the Lemons R Us Café– thank you!! : P

  6. Reblogged this on and commented:
    :))))))
    The pics say it all.
    Have a good week, @D

  7. Jeff Whelan says:

    Love these! Thanks for starting our collective week off with a smile, Toothsome! Cheers! :-D

  8. Laughed out loud, nearly couldn’t breathe…! So funny, Dolly…
    I loved the trailer for the movie ‘Mars needs Moms’… it looks gooood.. :)

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