Bewitching In The Art Game’s Old Room

by

Toothsome

Witch Jokes

  • Q: What do witches put on their hair?
    A: Scare spray.
  • Q: How does the witch know what time it is?
    A: She looks at her witch-watch.
  • Q: What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
    A: Spelling.
  • Q: What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
    A: She witch-hiked.
  • Q: What does a witch kid want for Christmas?
    A: A haunted dollhouse.
  • Q: Why do witches wear name tags?
    A: So, they would know which witch is which.
  • Q: What do you call two witches living together?
    A: Broom-mates.
  • Q: What does a witch ask for when she is in a hotel?
    A: Broom service.
  • Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
    A: A sand-witch.
  • Q: What do you call a motorbike that belongs to a witch?
    A: A brrrooooommmm stick.
  • Q: Who was the most famous witch detective?
    A: Warlock Holmes.
  • Q: Why does a witch ride a broom?
    A: Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord.
  • Q: What do you call a witch’s garage?
    A: A broom closet.
  • Q: What story do little witches like to hear at bedtime?
    A: Ghoul delox and the three scares.
  • Q: What is a witch with poison ivy called?
    A: An itchy witchy.
  • Q: What happens if you see twin witches?
    A: You won’t be able to tell which witch is witch.
  • Q: Why did the witch give up fortune telling?
    A: There was no future in it.
  • Q: What does a witch get if she is a poor traveller?
    A: Broom sick.
  • Q: Why did the witch put her broom in the wash?
    A: She wanted a clean sweep.
  • Q: What has six legs and flies?
    A witch giving her cat a ride.
  • Q: What is evil and ugly and bounces?
    A: A witch on a trampoline.
  • Q: What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?
    A: You’ll soon be well enough to get up for a spell.
  • Q: What do witches race on?
    A: Vroomsticks.
  • Q: How can you tell when a witch is really ugly?
    A: When a wasp stings her it closes it’s eyes.
  • Q: Have you heard about the good weather witch?
    A: She’s forecasting sunny spells.
  • Q: What did a witch say to another after the movies?
    A: Do you want to walk home or shall we take the broom.
  • Q: What makes more noise than an angry witch?
    A: Two angry witches.
  • Q: What’s the best way of seeing a witch?
    A: On the television.
  • Q: What do you get if you cross a flea and a witch?
    A: Very worried dogs.
  • Q: How do you stop infection from witch bites?
    A: Don’t bite any witches.
  • Q: What do witches sing at Christmas?
    A: “Deck the halls with poison ivy….”
  • Q: What do you call a witch that climbs up walls?
    A: Ivy.
  • Q: What do you call a witch with one leg?
    A: Eileen.
  • Q: Why is a witch like a candle?
    A: They are both wicked.
  • Q: Why did the witch wear yellow stockings?
    A: Because her grey ones were at the cleaners.
  • Q: What happens to witches when it rains?
    A: They get wet.
  • Q: What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?
    A: A bird that doesn’t give a hoot.
  • Q: Why won’t a witch wear a flat hat?
    A: Because there is no point in it.
  • Q: What do you call a witch that stays out all night?
    A: A fresh air freak.
  • Q: What do you get if you cross a witch & an iceberg?
    A: A cold spell.
  • Q: What do little witches do after school?
    A: Their gnomework.
  • Q: Why do witches ride on broomsticks?
    A: Because it’s quicker than walking.
  • Q: How can you tell if a witch has a glass eye?
    A: When it comes out in conversation.
  • Q: What is the witches motto?
    A: We came, we saw, we conjured.
  • Q: How do you make a witch itch?
    A: Take away the “w”.
  • Q: What do you call a nervous witch?
    A: A twitch.
  • Q: What kind of tests do they give in witch school?
    A: Hex-aminations.
  • Q: What do you get if you cross a witch with a millionaire?
    A: A very witch person.
  • Q: How do witches on broomsticks drink their tea?
    A: Out of flying saucers.
  • Q: Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
    A: Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.
  • Q: What kind of jewellry do witches wear on their wrists?
    A: Charm bracelets.
  • Q: Why didn’t the witch sing at the concert?
    A: Because she had a frog in her throat.
  • Q: What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?
    A: Run.
  • Q: What happened to the naughtly little witch at school?
    A: She was ex-spelled.
  • Q: How do you make a witch float?
    A: Blend two scoops of ice cream, and one witch.
  • Q: A witch who likes the beach but not the water is called?
    A: A chicken sand_witch.
  • Q: Who went into a witch’s den and came out alive?
    A: The witch.
  • Q: What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?
    A: To keep their hats pointed.
  • Q: Why do witches only ride their brooms after dark?
    A: That’s the time to go to sweep.
  • Q: Whats the difference between a broomstick and a pumpkin?
    A: Ever tried broomstick pie?
  • Q: What did the young witch say to her mother?
    A: Can I have the keys to the broom tonight.
  • Q: Why do witches wear pointy black hats?
    A: To keep their heads warm.
  • Q: Why are black cats such good singers?
    A: They’re very mewwwwsical.
  • Q: When is it unlucky to see a black cat?
    A: When your a mouse.
  • Q: What do witches cats like for breakfast?
    A: Mice krispies.
  • Q: What did the black cat say to the fish?
    A: I’ve got a bone to pick with you.
  • Q: What do you call a witches cat that drinks vinegar?
    A: A sour puss.
  • Q: What do you get if you cross a witches cat and a canary?
    A: A cat with a full tummy.

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Comments

  1. Catherine Johnson says:

    These jokes are super!

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