Check out these phrases with the most romantic first
line but least romantic second line. Have fun! 
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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!
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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
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I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming.
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Oh loving beauty, you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.
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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.
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I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don’t take that paper bag off of your face.
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My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
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Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
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My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe “Go To Hell”.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and
so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the
sugar bowl’s empty and
so is your head
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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Happy Weekdays Everyone!
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That was fun; thanks!
You’re very welcome
Wonderful .. thanks for the bigger and bigger smile I got. Now I understand why I never fancy getting married *laughter.
Hahaha, you’re very funny
Have a great day Viveka xoxo
Dolly, I’m shocked…. Where is the sweet, delightful, butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth, Dolly….!
I laughed out loud at some of these… too, too funny.. especially this one:
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don’t take that paper bag off of your face. ha ha hah.. xoxoxo
yikes. i’d hate to be the recipient of any of those lines!
hahaha
good to see u after a long time…
Good to see you too
Thanks and enjoy your weekdays!
How awful! How beastly! Those are just the sort of unkind things that dreadful Mac Giggles would say!! I’m shocked and disappointed, and I really must protest–!! : P
hahaha, you’re right those are Mac Giggles’ liners
Reblogged this on My story to you.. and commented:
I don’t think I’ll ever be able to look at romantic one liners the same way again lol!!
Hhaha, thanks Andy for the re-blogged and enjoy your weekdays!
What a wonderful posting Dolly
I hope that your Monday is a very
happy one with lots of goodies
HAPPY WOMBAT DAY 2012 DOLLY
Andro xxx
Happy Wombat to you too Andro
xoxo