floating on the top, was a frog.

I said, ‘Are you talking to me?’

The frog said, ‘Yes, I’m talking to you.

Pick me up then, kiss me &

I’ll turn into the most beautiful woman

you have ever seen.’

‘I’ll make sure that all your friends

are envious & jealous because I will be your mistress.’

I looked at the frog for a short time, 
reached over, picked it up carefully,

& placed it in my front pocket.

The frog said to me, ‘What, are you nuts?

Didn’t you hear what I said?

I said kiss me & I will be your beautiful mistress.’

At that moment I opened my pocket, looked at the frog & said,

‘Nah, at my age I’d rather have a talking frog.’

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