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THE OLD FARMER

An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, Sir, What’s that on your shoulder?
The old farmer said, That’s my pet rooster Chuck. Wherever I go, Chuck goes.’

‘I’m sorry, Sir, said the Ticket Agent. We can’t allow animals in the theater.’

So the old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the bird down his coveralls. Then he returned to the booth, bought a ticket, and entered the theater.

He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge. The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer unbuttoned his fly so chuck could stick his head out and watch the movie.

‘Marge,’ whispered Mildred

‘What? Said Marge’

‘I think the guy next to me is a pervert.’

‘What makes you think so? Asked Marge.

‘He undid his pants and he has his thing out.’ Whispered Mildred

‘Well, don’t worry about it’ said Marge. ‘Heck at our age we’ve seen ‘em all’

‘I thought so too’ said Mildred, but this one’s eating my popcorn.’

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Frugal

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“The best things in life aren’t things” ~Art Buchwald

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“Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.” ~Albert Einstein

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“Beware of little expenses; a small leak will sink a great ship” ~Benjamin Franklin

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“By sowing frugality we reap liberty, a golden harvest.” ~Agesilaus

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“Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex.
You thought of nothing else if you didn’t have it and thought of other things if you did.” ~James Baldwin
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“Less is more.” ~Mies van der Rohe

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We make ourselves rich by making our wants few.
– Henry David Thoreau
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Frugality is one of the most beautiful and joyful words in the English language,
and yet one that we are culturally cut off from understanding and enjoying.
The consumption society has made us feel that happiness lies in having things,
and has failed to teach us the happiness of not having things.
– Elise Boulding

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Being frugal does not mean being cheap! It means being economical and avoiding waste.
– Catherine Pulsifer
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It is great wealth to a soul to live frugally with a contented mind.
– Lucretius
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Frugality may be termed the daughter of Prudence, the sister of Temperance, and the parent of Liberty.
– Samuel Johnson
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The way to wealth depends on just two words, industry and frugality.
– Benjamin Franklin
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Frugality is founded on the principle that all riches have limits.
– Edmund Burke
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Frugality the teacher is
Of wise and noble counsel
. ~ Anonymous

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The most substantial people are the most frugal,
and make the least show, and live at the least expense. ~ Francis Moore
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Tooth Of The Day

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Laughter

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Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.

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Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.

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“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.”
Oscar Wilde, The Nightingale and the Rose

 

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“I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh.
It cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably the most important thing in a person.”
Audrey Hepburn

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“There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.”
Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol

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“If we couldn’t laugh we would all go insane.”
Robert Frost
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“Laughter is wine for the soul – laughter soft, or loud and deep,
tinged through with seriousness – the hilarious declaration made by man that life is worth living.”
Seán O’Casey

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“I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t laugh.”
Maya Angelou

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“Life is worth living as long as there’s a laugh in it.”
L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables
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“The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.”
Mark Twain
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“Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.”
Jim Butcher, Changes
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“Laughter is poison to fear.”
George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones
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Laughter is an instant vacation.

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Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain.

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The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

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To jealousy, nothing is more frightful than laughter.

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If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

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The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.

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Tooth Of The Day

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Lazy

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“People are not lazy, they simply have impotent goals..that is..goals that do not inspire them.”
Anthony Robbins

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“There are no ugly women, only lazy ones”
Helena Rubinstein

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“You gotta know when to be lazy. Done correctly, it’s an art form that benefits everyone.”
Nicholas Sparks, The Choice

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“I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job because he will find an easy way to do it.”
Ziad K. Abdelnour, Economic Warfare: Secrets of Wealth Creation in the Age of Welfare Politics

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“Humankind above all is lazy.”
Harriet Beecher Stowe
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“On my tombstone, I want this inscription:
Here lies Jarod Kintz. In life he was lazy, but these days he’s just daisies.”
Jarod Kintz, If you bring the booze and food, I’ll bring the thirst and hunger

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Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.

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I am lazy, but for some reason, I am so paranoid that I end up working hard.

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I’m lazy. But it’s the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle
because they didn’t like walking or carrying things.

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I like to be lazy. I do like to be busy and really active,
but when that’s done, you can be sure I will be a lazy boy.
I like to take time and relax and enjoy life.

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Have A Great Weekend Everyone
And Let’s All Get Lazy!

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Thin and/or Skinny

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I don’t see myself as beautiful,
because I can see a lot of flaws.
People have really odd opinions.
They tell me I’m skinny, as if that’s supposed to make me happy.

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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

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Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.

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Don’t compare yourself with someone else’s version of happy or thin.
Accepting yourself burns the most calories.

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I’ve realized skinny isn’t necessarily attractive. Guys like girls with curves.

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A lot of people work out to be skinny.
That’s so boring, and it seems like a depressing goal for a modern woman.

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“I will not eat cakes or cookies or food. I will be thin, thin, pure. I will be pure and empty.
Weight dropping off. Ninety-nine… ninety-five… ninety-two… ninety.
Just one more to eighty-nine. Where does it go? Where in the universe does it go?”
Francesca Lia Block, Echo
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“I was so thin I could slice bread with my shoulder blades, only I seldom had bread”
Charles Bukowski, The Last Night of the Earth Poems

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“By choosing healthy over skinny you are choosing self-love over self-judgment. You are beautiful!”
Steve Maraboli, Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience
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“I loved you when you were three hundred and two pounds, and I love you now.”
-Rat”
Donna Cooner, Skinny
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Groundhog Day

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The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.
~Bill Vaughn

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Old Groundhog stretched in his leafy bed.
He turned over slowly and then he said,
“I wonder if spring is on the way,
I’ll go and check the weather today…”
~Author Unknown, “Groundhog Day”

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To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring.
~W.J. Vogel

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Alas! must it ever be so?
Do we stand in our own light, wherever we go,
And fight our own shadows forever?
~Edward Robert Bulwer Lytton

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The trouble with weather forecasting is that it’s right too often for us to ignore it
and wrong too often for us to rely on it.
~Patrick Young
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Though the groundhog and crocus creep into their holes
It’s Spring, and the almanac shows it;
Though a polar wave over the continent rolls
It’s Spring! And we don’t care who knows it!
~Robert J. Burdette, “March,” c.1888
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If Candlemas Day be fair and bright,
Winter will have another fight;
But if Candlemas Day be clouds and rain,
Winter is gone, and will not come again.
~Old Rhyme
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Yesterday was “ground-hog’s day” in many parts of the United States,
and Candlemas day in many other parts of the world.
From time immemorial, it has been a critical day in the affairs of the weather.
The character of the second of February is really of much more importance
than whether the first of March comes in like a lion or a lamb.
The simplest form of the adage is:—
If Candlemas day be bright and clear,
There’ll be two winters in that year.
~Hartford Courant, 1877 February 3rd
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Finally, a holiday animal we can relate to. While holidays and magical animals go hand in hand,
most holiday creatures are downright demented…. Punxsutawney Phil is different.
He’s just a simple groundhog that pops out of his dwelling from time to time to see his shadow.
He’s one of the guys.
~Flying LlamaFish, “7 Reasons Groundhog Day is the Ultimate Holiday,” 2010, PunIntended.com
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If ground-hog day was bright and fair,
The beast came forth, but not to stay;
His shadow turned him to his lair,
Where six weeks more, he dormant lay
Secure in subterranean hold—
So wondrous weatherwise was he—
Against six weeks of ice and cold,
Which, very certain, there would be…
~H.L. Fisher, “Popular Superstitions,” Olden Times: or,
Pennsylvania Rural Life, Some Fifty Years Ago, and Other Poems
, 1888
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To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring.
~George Santayana
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
~Kin Hubbard
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Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you.
~Maori Proverb
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Winter is nature’s way of saying, “Up yours.”
~Robert Byrne
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Spring is nature’s way of saying, “Let’s party!”
~Robin Williams
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Everybody who knew anything about ciphering was called in to consider it.
A young man from a high school near here, who made a specialty of mathematics and pimples,
and who could readily tell how long a shadow a nine-pound ground-hog
would cast at 2 o’clock and 37 minutes P.M., on ground-hog day,
if sunny, at the town of Fungus, Dak., provided latitude and longitude and an irregular mass of red chalk be given to him,
was secured to jerk a few logarithms in the interests of trade. He came and tried it for a few days,
covered the interior of the Exposition Building with figures and then went away.
~Bill Nye, “Seeking to be Identified,” Nye and Riley’s Railway Guide by Edgar W. Nye and James Whitcomb Riley, 1888
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In America, paying due deference to the creature’s importance is our national mythology,
it is left to the ground-hog to decide the day, and so the fate of the season.
He is supposed to come out of his hole on that day, and take a look at the world.
If it is a bright day, he will see his shadow on the ground, and, taking fright at it, will run back into his home and stay there.
A fresh attack of winter will set in, and he will be justified in the steps he has taken.
If it is cloudy, he will cast no shadow, take no fright, and gives us no further attack of winter.
~Hartford Courant, 1877 February 3rd
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Whereas, Today, the 2nd day of February, is the genuine, original and undisputed ground-hog day of our ancestors,
handed down to posterity for many generations; and
Whereas, the same has not been legally recognized by any legislative enactment appearing on our Statutes; and
Whereas, We consider it almost an unpardonable oversight in the party
which has for so many years administered the affairs of this State; therefore, be it Resolved,
That we, the representative men of this State, filled with patriotism and love for the prognosticator of the weather,
recognize this day as “Ground-hog day,” and that legal enactment should fix the date, the 2nd of February,
which shall forever remain without defalcation or discount, as Ground-hog day,
never to be changed by constitutional amendments or acts of any Legislature of this State.
~Journal of the House of Representatives of the 38th General Assembly (Regular Session) of the State of Missouri,
Twenty-Fifth Day, Saturday, February 2, 1895
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It’s a freakin’ holiday entirely based on the power of a psychic rodent.
If that isn’t the epitome of awesome, I don’t know what is.
~Flying LlamaFish, “7 Reasons Groundhog Day is the Ultimate Holiday,” 2010, PunIntended.com
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In European folk-lore, the bear is the Candlemas weather-prophet.
~John Russell Bartlett, Dictionary of Americanisms:
A Glossary of Words and Phrases Usually Regarded as Peculiar to the United States
, 1877
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Every mile is two in winter.
~George Herbert
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***Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
~Doug Larson
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***Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine.
~Anthony J. D’Angelo, The College Blue Book
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Health

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“To keep the body in good health is a duty…
otherwise we shall not be able to keep our mind strong and clear.”
Buddha

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“It is health that is real wealth and not pieces of gold and silver.”

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“I believe that the greatest gift you can give your family and the world is a healthy you.”
Joyce Meyer

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“A healthy attitude is contagious but don’t wait to catch it from others. Be a carrier.”
Tom Stoppard

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“Good health is not something we can buy.
However, it can be an extremely valuable savings account.”

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“The first wealth is health.”

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“When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost,
something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost.”

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“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”

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“Eat healthily, sleep well, breathe deeply, move harmoniously.”
Jean-Pierre Barral

Have A Healthy Weekend Everyone!

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Arts And Haiku

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Keep dreaming, don’t quit!
Everything is possible
and I love  donut :)

by Tiffanie King

 

never let me go
she said in her dream to me
but it was too late

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Long left and forgotten
In sinful heart still waiting
For your warmth and light

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Their names sail away
Their remembrance brings a smile
Under the moonlight

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The latest health craze.
Slime-bathing removes wrinkles;
green is beautiful.

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Nature and creatures
Both renewing my spirit
What’s up with that hand?

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Murky water pulls me in
The cold hand of death beckoning
I take my last few breaths

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She bathed in a bog
And her big chocolate donut
Got licked by a frog
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Still looking upward

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Inner Peace

If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment ,

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

If you can relax without liquor,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

…..Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!

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“Life is not the way it’s supposed to be. 

It’s the way it is.

The way you cope with it is what makes the difference”

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