The Nun in Hooters

The Nun in Hooters contributed by Jane W.

 

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while “the lights would turn off.” Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.

 

However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, “May I please use the restroom?

 

The bartender replied, “OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.”

 

“Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,” said the nun. So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.

 

She went to the bartender and said, “Sir, I don’t understand. Why did they applaud f or me just because I went to the restroom?”

 

“Well, now they know you’re one of us,” said the bartender, “Would you like a drink?”

 

“No thank you, but, I still don’t understand,” said the puzzled nun.

 

“You see, ” laughed the bartender, “every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.

 

Now, how about that drink?”

 

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Comments

  1. Hilarious!

  2. im wondering how long the lights were out lol

  3. Amusing!

  4. blackwatertown says:

    I hadn’t heard that one before – which is unusual.
    Thanks.

  5. Too funny! lol So if the lights go out on your blog, I’ll know what happened, eh? 😉
    Thanks for my laugh of the day!

  6. I’m terrible at remembering jokes but I hope I can remember this one! Thanks for sharing it. 🙂

  7. totally cool. we are all alike 😉

  8. How very naughty of her
    lifting the fig leaf like that 🙂 😉 lol

    Have a wonderful Thursday 🙂
    And watch out for any stray fig
    leaves too… 🙂

    Androgoth XXx

  9. 🙂 Right! hehehee
    Thanks Dan. Have a great day!
    Dolly

  10. When the lights go out,
    There’s no more doubt,
    Whether your curiosity,
    Will completely run free.

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