Just Another Manic Monday Humor- “Confession”


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Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.

He looked up and said weakly: ‘I have something I must confess.’

‘There’s no need to, ‘his wife replied.

‘No,’ he insisted, ‘I want to die in peace. I slep t with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!’

‘I know,’ she replied. ‘Now just rest and let the poison work.’

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  1. wow.

  2. Very cute, a real lol…. okay…. Guy calls 911, says breathlessly, “My buddy & I are out hunting, he accidentally got shot; he looks like he’s dead. What should I do?” “Calm down, sir,” says the operator. “First, make sure he’s actually dead…” The guy interrupts & says “Okay!”. The operator listens, and hears a loud noise like a gunshot. Guy’s voice comes back on the phone & says, “Okay, he’s dead. I’m sure. Now what?”……

  3. funny!!!!

  4. Reblogged this on once a pp.

  5. Hope you will laugh more πŸ™‚

    Wife comes home late at night

    Wife comes home late at night
    and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
    From under the blanket
    she sees four legs instead of two!
    She reaches for a baseball bat
    and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

    Once she’s done,
    she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
    As she enters,
    she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

    “hi darling”, he says,
    “your parents have come to visit us,
    so I let them stay in our bedroom.

    Hope you said hi to them

  6. Reblogged this on Chaos Sweeps Away the World We Know! The Disaster, current events & Catastrophe Blog. Forecasts for 2012 to 2020. Read tomorrows news today! Plus current economic, commodities, stock indices and financial news. and commented:
    February 20, 2012 – Manic Monday: A great and really funny post from the “allaboutlemon” blog; which I highly recommend.
    The Master of Mirth

  7. Very funny, thank you

  8. LOL…great way to start a Monday.

  9. What a great post! I just want to know how you do the jumping and dancing happy faces!?

  10. Confession is good for the soul, but not, apparently, for the body. : )

  11. hahahaa, thanks πŸ™‚ Enjoy your weekdays!

  12. ha ha ha…nice twisted joke.

  13. Hilarious! That cracked me up! Thanks for sharing.. πŸ™‚

  14. grosenberg says:

    Smiles all around for this one πŸ˜‰

  15. Jeff Whelan says:

    Truly dollycious. Thanks for the grins πŸ˜‰

  16. Really loved it. It plays to my macab (spelling?) sense of humor.
    Bill Foster

  17. = ) that was so funny, doll = ) thanks for sharing = )

  18. Too funny!!


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