Cynical Meanings…Just Another Manic Monday

Cynical Meanings

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.

Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either.”

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power…

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

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Comments

  1. kfmoment says:

    You are very funny
    Congratulations on this entertaining post.

  2. Entertaining and amusing! πŸ™‚

  3. This was a fun post. πŸ™‚ Thanks for sharing.

  4. Compromise: the given definition can also be used to define the Art of Diplomacy…. funny stuff!….

  5. Excellent, but you forgot two:

    Toothsome: A beautiful dentist with a lot of pull, especially when it comes to removing money from your wallet.

    Tooth-Sum: the total amount of money you’ll be missing after a visit to Dr. Toothsome.

    • You are really brilliant Mark, you really have that hi-tech
      smart weapons of ideas all the time… hmmmp! I like to whack you LOL πŸ™‚
      But really thanks, you’re a darling!

  6. Teresa Cleveland Wendel says:

    These are either insightful, cynical, or wry. :o)

  7. Karma given back, though you may reach the over 200 limit, I nominate you for some digital love. Check out who else I find groovy.
    http://subterraneanartjive.blogspot.com/2012/03/i-am-loved-finally.html

  8. awesome

  9. ‘divorce : future tense of marriage’

    Brilliant !

    Loved it πŸ˜†

  10. talesfromthelou says:

    You’re funny. What do we call you anyway ? Adolly, Honeybee ?

  11. How profound, and funny.

    Brian Stockport http://wp.me/2fwhb

  12. Cynical? I thought these were cute!

  13. Frown – the emotion that uses the most muscles and garners the least response

    great little post!

  14. LOL! πŸ˜€

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