Cynical Meanings
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.
Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either.”
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power…
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
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You are very funny
Congratulations on this entertaining post.
You’re very welcome 🙂 thanks so much!
Entertaining and amusing! 🙂
This was a fun post. 🙂 Thanks for sharing.
Compromise: the given definition can also be used to define the Art of Diplomacy…. funny stuff!….
Thanks Ned for the additional definition.. and yes it really is funny 🙂
Excellent, but you forgot two:
Toothsome: A beautiful dentist with a lot of pull, especially when it comes to removing money from your wallet.
Tooth-Sum: the total amount of money you’ll be missing after a visit to Dr. Toothsome.
You are really brilliant Mark, you really have that hi-tech
smart weapons of ideas all the time… hmmmp! I like to whack you LOL 🙂
But really thanks, you’re a darling!
These are either insightful, cynical, or wry. :o)
Thanks 🙂
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hahahaha. Thanks! So I am beloved back… Thank you, thank you so much indeed David, I appreciate your love 🙂 Enjoy your weekdays!
Dolly
awesome
🙂 🙂 🙂 thanks!
‘divorce : future tense of marriage’
Brilliant !
Loved it 😆
LOL 🙂 Thanks!
You’re funny. What do we call you anyway ? Adolly, Honeybee ?
Hello Lou, just call me dolly for short… well Adolly is cute too and Honeybee is sweet 🙂 🙂 🙂
You are adorable
How profound, and funny.
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Thanks Brian 🙂 I’m glad you found this funny… Cool!
Cynical? I thought these were cute!
Hehehehe 🙂 Thanks Ralphie…
Frown – the emotion that uses the most muscles and garners the least response
great little post!
Nice add. thanks! 🙂
LOL! 😀
🙂 thanks!
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