Some Fun Phrases… Just Another Manic Monday

Check out these phrases with the most romantic first
line but least romantic second line. Have fun! 🙂

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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life.

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I see your face when I am dreaming.

That’s why I always wake up screaming.

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Oh loving beauty, you float with grace

If only you could hide your face.

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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot

This describes everything you are not.

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I want to feel your sweet embrace

But don’t take that paper bag off of your face.

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My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?

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Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

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My feelings for you no words can tell

Except for maybe “Go To Hell”.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and
so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the
sugar bowl’s empty and

so is your head

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What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.

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Author- Unknown

Happy Weekdays Everyone!

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Comments

  1. That was fun; thanks!

  2. Wonderful .. thanks for the bigger and bigger smile I got. Now I understand why I never fancy getting married *laughter.

  3. Dolly, I’m shocked…. Where is the sweet, delightful, butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth, Dolly….! 😉
    I laughed out loud at some of these… too, too funny.. especially this one:
    I want to feel your sweet embrace
    But don’t take that paper bag off of your face. ha ha hah.. xoxoxo

  4. Teresa Cleveland Wendel says:

    yikes. i’d hate to be the recipient of any of those lines!

  5. 😛 lolzz,,, enjoyed it too …
    good to see u after a long time…

  6. How awful! How beastly! Those are just the sort of unkind things that dreadful Mac Giggles would say!! I’m shocked and disappointed, and I really must protest–!! : P

  7. Reblogged this on My story to you.. and commented:
    I don’t think I’ll ever be able to look at romantic one liners the same way again lol!! 🙂

  8. Androgoth says:

    What a wonderful posting Dolly
    I hope that your Monday is a very
    happy one with lots of goodies 🙂

    HAPPY WOMBAT DAY 2012 DOLLY

    Andro xxx

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