Why Italians Pass Their Handguns Down… Just Another Manic Monday

 

An  old Italian man is dying. He  calls his grandson to his bedside… ” Guido, I wan’ you lissina me.  I  wan’ you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember  me.”

“But  grandpa, I really don’t like guns.

How about you leave me your Rolex  watch instead?

“You  lissina me, boy.  Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna  have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of  bambinos.  Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna  bed with another man… Whatta you gonna do then?  Pointa to you watch  and say, ‘Time’s Up’?”

 

Enjoy Your Weekdays! mmmwahhh!

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Comments

  1. I agree– it makes much more sense to point to your watch and say, “Time for a donut!” : P

  2. arnoldthearmadillo says:

    Thats a good one 🙂

  3. lol i needed this laugh this morning thank you

  4. Reblogged this on Oyia Brown.

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  6. haha…! this one made my day!

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