Getting Old- Just Another Manic Monday

 

 

 

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Author: Unknown

I am 75 years old & love to fish. 

I was sitting on a dock the other day,

when I heard a voice say, ‘Pick me up.’

I looked around & couldn’t see anyone. 


I thought I was dreaming when

I heard the voice say again, ‘Pick me up.’ 

I looked in the water & there,

floating on the top, was a frog.

I said, ‘Are you talking to me?’

The frog said,Yes, I’m talking to you.

Pick me up then, kiss me &

I’ll turn into the most beautiful woman

you have ever seen.’

‘I’ll make sure that all your friends

are envious & jealous because I will be your mistress.’

I looked at the frog for a short time, 
reached over, picked it up carefully,

& placed it in my front pocket.

The frog said to me, ‘What, are you nuts?

Didn’t you hear what I said?

I said kiss me & I will be your beautiful mistress.’

At that moment I opened my pocket, looked at the frog & said,

‘Nah, at my age I’d rather have a talking frog.’

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Enjoy Your Weekdays Everyone!

I love you guys! mmmwahhh

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Comments

  1. Hahahahaha…. I must remember that one, Dolly; my friends at dancing will adore it… 😀

  2. I had a frog speak to me one day at the Lemons R Us Café. Of course that was after I ate a dozen Piña Colada Donuts, and a dozen Irish Cream Donuts. Several potted plants and light fixtures also spoke to me that day… : P

  3. Reblogged this on Oyia Brown.

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