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Retirement

 

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The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

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A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job. ~Ella Harris

 

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Retired is being twice tired, I’ve thought
First tired of working,
Then tired of not.
~Richard Armour

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I’ve been attending lots of seminars in my retirement. They’re called naps. ~Merri Brownworth

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Retirement: It’s nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese. ~Gene Perret

 

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I’m retired — goodbye tension, hello pension! ~Author Unknown

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Retirement: World’s longest coffee break. ~Author Unknown

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Retirement has been a discovery of beauty for me.
I never had the time before to notice the beauty of my grandkids, my wife,
the tree outside my very own front door. And, the beauty of time itself. ~Hartman Jule

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Life begins at retirement. ~Author Unknown

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Retirement can be a great joy if you can figure out how to spend time without spending money. ~Author Unknown

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I’m now as free as the breeze — with roughly the same income. ~Gene Perret
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“Retire from work, but not from life.”
M.K. Soni
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“Retirement, a time to do what you want to do, when you want to do it, where you want to do it, and, how you want to do it.”
Catherine Pulsifer
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

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To enjoy a long, comfortable retirement, save more today.

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“Best wishes on your retirement. Enjoy a rest that’s overdue.
Take pleasure in the finer things that are awaiting you.”
Judith Wibberley
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Calling

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“If you ask me what I came to do in this world, I, an artist, will answer you: I am here to live out loud.”
Émile Zola

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An iPod, a phone, an internet mobile communicator…
these are NOT three separate devices!
And we are calling it iPhone!
Today Apple is going to reinvent the phone. And here it is.

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“The women I know with strong personalities,
the ones who might have become generals or the heads of companies if they were men,
become teachers. Teaching is a calling, too.
And I’ve always thought that teachers in their way are holy–
angels leading their flocks out of the darkness.”
Jeannette Walls, Half Broke Horses

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I don’t know what my calling is, but I want to be here for a bigger reason.
I strive to be like the greatest people who have ever lived.

 

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“I believe there’s a calling for all of us.
I know that every human being has value and purpose.
The real work of our lives is to become aware. And awakened. To answer the call.”
Oprah Winfrey

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“We live in a world where bad stories are told,
stories that teach us life doesn’t mean anything
and that humanity has no great purpose.
It’s a good calling, then, to speak a better story.
How brightly a better story shines.
How easily the world looks to it in wonder.
How grateful we are to hear these stories,
and how happy it makes us to repeat them.”
Donald Miller, A Million Miles in a Thousand Years: What I Learned While Editing My Life

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The calling of the humanities is to make us truly human in the best sense of the word.

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The growth and development of people is the highest calling of leadership.

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To me, the American Dream is being able to follow your own personal calling.
To be able to do what you want to do is incredible freedom.

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Diet

 

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want,
drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.

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Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments.

 

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I think of dieting, then I eat pizza.

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“Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!”
Karl Lagerfeld

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“Food is an important part of a balanced diet.”
Fran Lebowitz

 

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“It is easier to change a man’s religion than to change his diet.”
Margaret Mead

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“You don’t have to be emaciated or vomiting to be suffering.
All people who live their lives on a diet are suffering.”
Portia de Rossi, Unbearable Lightness: A Story of Loss and Gain

 

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“No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means.”
Maimonides

 

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“I want to weigh less, not through diet and exercise, but by acquiring a faulty scale.”
Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

 

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Rudeness

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Anytime anybody is rude, it makes me double-check my own behavior
to make sure I don’t do that to other people.

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“It is terribly rude to tell people that their troubles are boring.”
Lemony Snicket, The Blank Book

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“Rudeness is the weak man’s imitation of strength.”
Edmund Burke

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“A rude man tells a women to stop talking too much because she is making noise.
A polite man will tell this same woman that she looks so beautiful when her lip are closed.
Compare and choose one! Speak politely; but be sure you get to where you are going with your words.”
Israelmore Ayivor

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“If you are rude, cynical, habitually-sarcastic or pessimistic, your life options are going to be very limited.”
Bryant McGill, Simple Reminders: Inspiration for Living Your Best Life
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You can be strong and true to yourself without being rude or loud.

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“I would apologize for my rudeness, if I had any manners. Happily, I don’t.”
Tamora Pierce, Emperor Mage

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“You’ve just inherited rudeness. We’ve had to work at it.”
John Connolly, The Infernals

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“Replacing rudeness and impatience with the Golden Rule may not change the world,
but it will change your world and your relationships.”
Steve Shallenberger, Becoming Your Best: The 12 Principles of Highly Successful Leaders
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Genetics

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Your genetics load the gun. Your lifestyle pulls the trigger.

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I work out like a maniac and I spray tan a lot. Genetics were kind, but I work very hard.

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Genetics is crude, but neuroscience goes directly to work on the brain, and the mind follows.

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I do not believe we can blame genetics for adultery, homosexuality, dishonesty and other character flaws.

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“The laws of genetics apply even if you refuse to learn them.”
Allison Plowden
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“A four-letter alphabet called DNA.”
Matt Ridley
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Just Another Manic Monday

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RED SKELTON’S RECIPE

FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE

Red Skelton 1913-1997

1.

Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a

little beverage, good food and companionship.

She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.

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We also sleep in separate beds.

Hers is in California, and mine is in Texas.

3.

I take my wife everywhere,

but she keeps finding her way back.

4.
I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.

“Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!” she said.

So I suggested the kitchen.

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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

6.
She has an electric blender, electric

toaster and electric bread maker.

She said “There are too many gadgets, and no place

to sit down!” So I bought her an electric chair.

7.

My wife told me the car wasn’t running well

because there was water in the carburetor.

I asked where the car was. She told me, “In the lake.”

8.

She got a mud pack and looked great for two days.

Then the mud fell off.

9.
She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, “Am I too late

for the garbage?” The driver said, “No, jump in!”.

10.
Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

11.
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her

first name was ‘Always’.

12.

I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months.

I don’t like to interrupt her.

13.
The last fight was my fault though.

My wife asked, “What’s on the TV?”

I said, “Dust!”.

To those of you who have known this man and watched his T.V. shows, can’t
you just hear him say all of these?

        These were the good old days when humor didn’t have to start

with a four letter word. 

I love it even though I just read all about him from a mail that I received from a friend.

 It

was just clean and simple fun. 

And my friend said that

he always ended his programs with the words,

“And May God Bless” 

with

a big smile on his face.

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 Fun Weekdays Everyone!

mmwahhh!

Tooth Of The Day

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It’s better to stumble along the way, than to give up completely…

In the hope that you’ll make it in the end…. no one said it would be easy,

so every time you stumble and fall

know that you’ll be getting up stronger than before,

with God full of love and mercy to give you a brand new start

and move forward in the light.

Through our pains, God brings growth and new life.

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