Just Another Manic Monday

Have your weekdays full of fun and worry-free!

 

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Just Another Manic Monday

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 Fun Weekdays Everyone!

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“Hon, you’re so sweet… ” Just Another Manic Monday…

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“Hon, you’re so sweet. You’re my super hero! Thank you dear…”

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That’s Cool Mom! Just Another Manic Monday…

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So you can do more housework!

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Finally I was able to post this.  I find it very difficult to post in WordPress lately…

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Rules Of Getting Older… Just Another Manic Monday

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Ethel and Stanley’s First Computer… Just Another Manic Monday…

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Guess Who? Just Another Manic Monday…

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I’m Not! Just Another Manic Monday…

 

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This Is Brilliant… Enjoy!

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The Condom… Just Another Manic Monday…

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Stop Showing Off! Just Another Manic Monday…

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Show Me Yer Tits! Just Another Manic Monday…

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#18 All Time Favorite Post- Politically Correct- Funny

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America

Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as

‘HILLBILLIES.’

You must now refer to them as

APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS .

And furthermore

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a ‘BABE’ or a ‘CHICK’ – She is a
‘ BREASTED AMERICAN. ‘

2. She is not ‘EASY’ – She is

‘HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.’

3. She is not a ‘DUMB BLONDE’ – She is a

‘LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY..’

4. She has not ‘BEEN AROUND’ – She is a

‘PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.’

5. She does not ‘NAG’ you – She becomes

‘ VERBALLY REPETITIVE.’

6. She is not a ‘TWO-BIT HOOKER’ – She is a

‘ LOW COST PROVIDER.’

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:


1.. He does not have a ‘BEER GUT’ – He has developed a

‘LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.’


2.. He is not a ‘BAD DANCER’ – He is


 OVERLY CAUCASIAN.’


3.. He does not ‘GET LOST ALL THE TIME’ – He

 INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.’


4.. He is not ‘BALDING’ – He is in

‘FOLLICLE REGRESSION.’


5.. He does not act like a ‘TOTAL ASS’ – He develops a case of

RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.’

(Loved this one!)


6.. It’s not his ‘CRACK’ you see hanging out of his pants – It’s

‘TROUSER CLEAVAGE.’

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Never Cheat A Country Woman… Just Another Manic Monday

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A bit scary but let’s just read the story, shall we?

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NEVER CHEAT ON A COUNTRY WOMAN!

A Country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the barn. She put his manhood in a vise,  secured it tightly, and removed the handle. Next, she picked up an old rusty dull knife. The banged up cheater was terrified, and hollered, “Stop! Stop! You’re not gonna cut it off with that rusty old knife, are you?” The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the knife in her husband’s hand and said…… “Nope…. You are!  I’m gonna burn down the barn.

Have a great weekdays everybody!

The Lazy Employee! Just Another Manic Monday…

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 The owner of a large factory decided to make a surprise visit and check up on his staff. Walking though the plant, he noticed a young man leaning lazily against a post.

“Just how much are you being paid a week?” said the owner angrily.

“Three hundred bucks,” replied the young man.

Taking out a fold of bills from his wallet, the owner counted out $300, slapped the money into the boy’s hands, and said, “Here’s a week’s pay — now get out and don’t come back!”

Turning to one of the supervisors, he said, “How long has that lazy bum been working here anyway?”

“He’s not an employee,” said the supervisor. “He was just here to deliver a pizza!”

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Fun Weekdays Everyone!

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