Art Game Week 3 “Men” and Meme Face

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Player #5 Chlly

Meme Face Coming Thru Hehehehe

 

 

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Art Game Week 3 “Men” and UFOs

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Player #4 Spoiled Brat

 

E.T.phone home.

On march 20th, UFO fans observed Alien Abduction Day. A day where UFO buffs, and those who believe they have been abducted, celebrate their belief that extraterrestrials have visited the Earth. The day is marked with activities, including a festival in Toronto, watching the night sky for UFO’s, and costumed enthusiasts performing reenactments of, “anal probes.”

What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?

A. You hear of them but you never see them.

Where do dumb aliens go?

A. Area 52.

Why do alien make crop circles?

A. Because they are corny.

A flying saucer was low on fuel

A flying saucer was low on fuel, so it landed near a local gas station. On its side were the letters “UFO”. The gas station attendant was stunned, but his curiosity got the best of him. “Does that stand for Unidentified Flying Object?” he asked. “No,” one of the other-worldly travelers responds. “It stands for’ Unleaded Fuel Only’.”

 

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Art Game Week 3 “Men” and Monkey

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Player #2 Raffleberry

Flying Monkeys

They’re everywhere
They’re among us

We eat, play and dare
Even they bug us

We could not bear
To lose their ass

Coz we adore them
They’re not to blame

This thought is funny
But we look around us
We belong to this family
A cliche this may just?
But it’s our curiosity.

Where all the flying monkeys gone?
Have you seen one?
Because If you do, be warned
Be with good ones.

A myth, be perhaps?
Still, use a sound mind

And please no whine
Bet they’re all like us…

I say

Go keep roaming the sky!
Have your fun my baby
Though I’ll miss you dearly
Still fly away up high!

And when you come by
Be home safely
And fear not, never hide
But be near me.

Now I ask

Where did my flying monkey go?
Weeks and months have gone by
With no shadow of goodbye
Would this love I have, ever grow

I have doubt now, never would
Doesn’t he have a heart?
Have he crashed on wood?
Or just turned into a bat?

Now you ask

Are these flying monkeys real?
Or just a fantasy you made?
Did it hurt you big deal?
That all these crap have been said?

All of us have ears
And we could feel your pain
But be strong, these jeers
And flattery would make him vain!

I say

Flying monkeys may be real to me
But not to you or to anyone
It may also just my fantasy
Or I created them with magic wand

True, flying monkeys are here
Some do not fly no more
But most of them stay on air
They just love to soar

Imagine we are up there
Or just to climb swiftly
We glide high up with gear
Would we rise powerfully?

I bet we wouldn’t know
Unless we were one of them
Would this grief showed
If I have chosen me to condemn?

Now I ask you

If these flying monkeys are everywhere
Should I just let mine go?
I deserve to have one, to hold dear
You know, my heart needs to glow

But here you are, you came just on time
And I saw our spirits soared
We rose above, yet with warning chime
All flying monkeys came aboard

I held my breath, I showed no fear
And all the while you stayed with me
Trusting you to be always near

But if I were my flying monkey,
Would you still want me?

 Tiffanie King
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Art Game Week 3 “Men” and The Fly

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Player #1 Guiguoz

Little Fly,
Thy summer’s play
My thoughtless hand
Has brushed away.

Am not I
A fly like thee?
Or art not thou
A man like me?

For I dance
And drink, and sing,
Till some blind hand
Shall brush my wing.

If thought is life
And strength and breath
And the want
Of thought is death;

Then am I
A happy fly,
If I live,
Or if I die.

William Blake

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Women’s Standards for Men in Their Life

Women’s Standards for Men in Their Life ~~~

Standards (age 22):

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

Revised Standards (age 32):

1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

Re-revised Standards (age 42):

1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn’t drive off until I’m in the car
3. Works steady — splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I’m talking

nod his head… not whine 🙂

5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

Re-re-revised Standards (age 52):

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn’t belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn’t borrow money too often
4. Doesn’t nod off to sleep when I’m venting
5. Doesn’t retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers my name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

Re-re-re-revised (age 62):

1. Doesn’t scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn’t require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he’s laughing !
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it’s the weekend

Re-re-re-re-revised (age 72):

1. Breathing
2. Doesn’t miss the toilet

But the fact is when you truly love your man, you just love him as the man as he is…  🙂

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