Tooth Of The Day

Relationship

 

Relationship

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Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things.

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“I mean, if the relationship can’t survive the long term,
why on earth would it be worth my time and energy for the short term?”
― Nicholas Sparks

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“Well, it seems to me that the best relationships – the ones that last -are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship.

You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before.

Like a switch has been flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is…

suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with.”

― Gillian Anderson

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“It’s no good pretending that any relationship has a future if your record collections disagree violently

or if your favorite films wouldn’t even speak to each other if they met at a party.”
― Nick Hornby

 

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The only real security is not in owning or possessing, not in demanding or expecting,not in hoping, even.
Security in a relationship lies neither in looking back to what it was,
nor forward to what it might be, but living in the present and accepting it as it is now.

Happy Weekdays Everyone!

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I love you guys!

I love you guys!

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Need And Greed

A boat docked in a tiny Mexican fishing village.  A tourist complimented the local fishermen on the quality of their fish and asked how long it took him to catch them.


“Not very long.” they answered in unison.
“Why didn’t you stay out longer and catch more?”

The fishermen explained that their small catches were sufficient to meet their needs and those of their families.

 

“But what do you do with the rest of your time?”

“We sleep late, fish a little, play with our children, and take siestas with our wives.
In the evenings, we go into the village to see our friends, have a few drinks, play the guitar, and sing a few songs.

 

We have a full life.”

The tourist interrupted, “I have an MBA from Harvard and I can help you!  You should start by fishing longer every day.   You can then sell the extra fish you catch.  With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat.”

“And after that?”

“With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers.  Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can then negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant. 

You can then leave this little village and move to Mexico City, Los Angeles, or even New York City !

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From there you can direct your huge new enterprise.”

“How long would that take?”   

“Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years.” replied the tourist.   

“And after that?”   

“Afterwards? Well my friend, that’s when it gets really interesting, ” answered the tourist, laughing. “When your business gets really big, you can start buying and selling stocks and make millions!”

“Millions? Really? And after that?” asked the fishermen.

“After that you’ll be able to retire,
live in a tiny village near the coast,
sleep late, play with your children, (or grandchildren by that time), catch a few fish, take a siesta with your wife and spend your evenings drinking and enjoying your friends.”

“With all due respect sir, but that’s exactly what we are doing now. So what’s the point wasting twenty-five years?” asked the Mexicans.

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And the moral lesson of this story is: 

Know where you’re going in life…

You may already be there…

Tooth Of The Day

Clone

 

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Having a clone would make it so much easier – it would be great to send a clone to a TV station when I have to get up at 4am.
Rachel Stevens

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Cloning, wow. Who would have thought? There should be a list of people who can and cannot clone themselves.
Ted Danson

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“When I saw you, I saw love. When I saw you naked, I saw lust. When I saw you with my clone in a dream, I saw the future.”
― Jarod KintzThis Book is Not for Sale

Toothsome, Mac Giggles

Toothsome, Mac Giggles

My dear old friend

I know that you are enjoying your new self everyday. You grow more and more happy… feeling better, healthy and younger as days go by. Yes my dear old and sweet friend, you deserve all of these positive outlook in your life nowadays because I have never left you alone but have nourished you with all of my loving and caring… Live your life fully. I love you dearly!

Always,

Forever Youthful 🙂

P.S.

Toothsome loves you too! And you will never get bored with her 🙂
Well you could include Mac Giggles too in cheering you up…  plus always have your friends in the blogging world around you!

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#12 All Time Favorite Post- Two Clever Nuns – This is Brilliant- Just Another Manic Monday :)

Revisited… 


There were two nuns

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. 

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past 38 ½ minutes? I wonder what he wants. 

SL: It’s logical. He wants to violate us. 

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do? 

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

A little while later...

SM: It’s not working. 

SL: Of course it’s not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too. 

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in 1 minute

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I’ll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. 

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened toSister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives. 

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened! 

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn’t follow us both, so he followed me 

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then? 

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could. 

SM: And? 

SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me. 

SM : Oh, dear! What did you do? 

SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up. 

SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do? 

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants. 

SM: Oh, no! What happened then? 

SL : Isn’t it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty…………………

Say two Hail Marys! hehehehe

And the Moral of the Story is:  LOGIC BEATS MATH ANYTIME.   And Math cannot survive without Logic. –

I was looking for my feature photo for this post and I ran over these nun-photos in the internet, so I decided to share some of them here:

 

 

 

 

 

This is my favorite 🙂 hehehe

Enjoy Your Weekdays

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An Old Man’s Reflections On Life

Make a Life: Not Just a Living

I recommend you read this book. It really is a unique formula for personal and professional fulfillment.

Click here:

Good Reads 

Philosophy For Old Age

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Cappuccino at Coffee Break in Lund, Sweden. Italiano: Cappuccino al Coffee Break di Lund in Svezia. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I posted this last December 8, 2011 and now I re-post it, because my blogger friend Ned  of

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Exploring Consensual Reality

took time to have a coffee break at my “Coffee, Anyone?” page haha… (he needed this every time he will prepare his Pearl the following day) and he found this post.  Which reminded me to view it again… Since All About Lemon says: Sharing is Caring. Here it is I want to share this to all!

So For those who are not there yet, 

here are some brilliant guideposts…

click: Philosophy_For_Old_Age_

My Favorite Philosophy

This is a re-post… I hope you’d enjoy it as much as my other blogger-friends did 🙂

These are timeless words of wisdom that can usher you through life’s

ups and downs. Turn on the sound for your added enjoyment with beautiful scenery to appreciate.

Click  to view: My_Favorite_Philosophy

Enjoy!

Al-Murjan Private Resort, Jeddah, February 2, 2012

…and have an awesome weekend to everybody!

Two Clever Nuns – This is Brilliant- Just Another Manic Monday :)


There were two nuns

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. 

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past 38 ½ minutes? I wonder what he wants. 

SL: It’s logical. He wants to violate us. 

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do? 

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

A little while later...

SM: It’s not working. 

SL: Of course it’s not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too. 

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in 1 minute

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I’ll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. 

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened toSister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives. 

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened! 

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn’t follow us both, so he followed me 

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then? 

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could. 

SM: And? 

SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me. 

SM : Oh, dear! What did you do? 

SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up. 

SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do? 

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants. 

SM: Oh, no! What happened then? 

SL : Isn’t it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty…………………

Say two Hail Marys! hehehehe

And the Moral of the Story is:  LOGIC BEATS MATH ANYTIME.   And Math cannot survive without Logic. –

I was looking for my feature photo for this post and I ran over these nun-photos in the internet, so I decided to share some of them here:

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Enjoy Your Weekdays

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You thought you knew everything?

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for 

Blood plasma.

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No piece of paper can be folded in half 

more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead…I’ll wait…

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Donkeys kill more people annually

than plane crashes or shark attacks.

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You burn more calories sleeping 

than you do watching television. 

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Oak trees do not produce acorns 


until they are fifty (50) years of age or older. 

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The first product to have a bar code 

 was Wrigley’s gum. 

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The King of Hearts is the only king 

WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE 
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 
by eliminating one (1) olive 

from each salad served in first-class. 
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

 
  
(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!)
(That women are going the ‘right’ direction…?)

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Apples

not caffeine

are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

 
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Most dust particles in your house are made from 

DEAD SKIN! 

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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. 

So did the first ‘Marlboro Man’. 
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Walt Disney was afraid

 

OF MICE! 
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PEARLS MELT 

IN VINEGAR! 
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The three most valuable and most common or popular “brand names” on earth: 
Marlboro, 

Coca Cola, 

 Budweiser, 

in that order. 

I like to add some brands too here.  When I was little if everyone wanted to take a picture they would say, “let’s take Kodak.…”

And when one sees wearing any sunglasses, they’d say “Oh look he’s wearing a “Ray Ban…”

Another one which is very interesting too, if you ran out of toothpaste, instead of asking someone, do you have toothpaste? They rather ask, “do you have Colgate...?

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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs… 


 
but, not downstairs. 

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A duck’s quack doesn’t echo, 


  
and no one knows why. 
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush 
be kept at least six (6) feet away from 
a toilet to avoid airborne particles 
resulting from the flush.  Sanitary reason to always put lid

down before flushing. 


 ( hmmm I am a dentist myself but I didn’t know that, until now hahaha…
I keep my toothbrush in the living room from now on!) 
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And the best for last…. 

Turtles can breathe through their butts. 
(I know some people like that, don’t YOU?)
 
So………………….

If there were more interesting facts to learn, it would be nice to hear some.  Would you share them?  Thanks!

My Favorite Philosophy

These are timeless words of wisdom that can usher you through life’s

ups and downs. Turn on the sound for your added enjoyment with beautiful scenery to appreciate.

Click  to view: My_Favorite_Philosophy

Enjoy!

Al-Murjan Private Resort, Jeddah, February 2, 2012

…and have an awesome weekend to everybody!

Need And Greed

A boat docked in a tiny Mexican fishing village.  A tourist complimented the local fishermen on the quality of their fish and asked how long it took him to catch them.


“Not very long.” they answered in unison.
“Why didn’t you stay out longer and catch more?”

The fishermen explained that their small catches were sufficient to meet their needs and those of their families.

 

“But what do you do with the rest of your time?”

“We sleep late, fish a little, play with our children, and take siestas with our wives.
In the evenings, we go into the village to see our friends, have a few drinks, play the guitar, and sing a few songs.

 

We have a full life.”

The tourist interrupted, “I have an MBA from Harvard and I can help you!  You should start by fishing longer every day.   You can then sell the extra fish you catch.  With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat.”

“And after that?”

“With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers.  Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can then negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant. 

You can then leave this little village and move to Mexico City, Los Angeles, or even New York City !

From there you can direct your huge new enterprise.”

“How long would that take?”   

“Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years.” replied the tourist.   

“And after that?”   

“Afterwards? Well my friend, that’s when it gets really interesting, ” answered the tourist, laughing. “When your business gets really big, you can start buying and selling stocks and make millions!”

“Millions? Really? And after that?” asked the fishermen.

“After that you’ll be able to retire,
live in a tiny village near the coast,
sleep late, play with your children, (or grandchildren by that time), catch a few fish, take a siesta with your wife and spend your evenings drinking and enjoying your friends.”

“With all due respect sir, but that’s exactly what we are doing now. So what’s the point wasting twenty-five years?” asked the Mexicans.


And the moral lesson of this story is: 

Know where you’re going in life…

You may already be there…

Andy Rooney On Women Over 50

To the women in our lives.

In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this was what Andy Rooney thought about women over 50.
Well I thought this will be nice to share to all of my co-bloggers here and that I hope you would like what you’ll read. THE CLOCK IS TICKING AND HERE WE ARE AS THE YEAR CHANGES, WE  AGE TOO. Yes, I will be 50 soon, but I treat age as one of those numbers only. Cheers!  🙂

Andy Rooney dead at 92

As I grow in age, I value women over 50 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, ‘What are you thinking?’ She doesn’t care what you think.

If a woman over 50 doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it’s usually more interesting.

… this would be me blogging…  hehehe 🙂

Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it’s like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 50.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman

over 50 is far sexier than her younger

counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest.. They’ll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don’t ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 50, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, ‘Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?Here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.Why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Andy Rooney was a really smart guy!

If you’re happy with this post, re-blog this to your page.  Thanks 🙂

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE, I WISH 

YOU ALL THE BEST IN LIFE AND IN LOVE!

Philosophy For Old Age

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Image via Wikipedia

For those who are not there yet, 

here are some brilliant guideposts…

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