Just Another Manic Monday

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Have A Great Week Everyone!

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Tooth Of The Day

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It’s better to stumble along the way, than to give up completely…

In the hope that you’ll make it in the end…. no one said it would be easy,

so every time you stumble and fall

know that you’ll be getting up stronger than before,

with God full of love and mercy to give you a brand new start

and move forward in the light.

Through our pains, God brings growth and new life.

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Tooth Of The Day

Meet Arah Amore (Princess Love), a comic wanna-be- enchantress.Arah Amore

Arah Amore and Toothsome More

“Sharing makes you bigger than you are…
The more you pour out,
the more life will be able to pour in…”

 

 

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One Point Of View… Just Another Manic Monday

“Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.”
Winston Churchill

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship
holding her hat tight
so that it would not blow away in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said,
“Pardon me, madam.
I do not intend to be forward
but did you know that your dress
is blowing up in this high wind?”

“Yes, I know,” said the lady.
“I need both my hands
to hold onto this hat.”

“But madam, you must know that you are
not wearing any panties
and your private parts are exposed!”
said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down,
then back up at the man
and replied,
Sir, anything you see down there
is 85 years old.
I just   bought this hat yesterday!” 

Happy Weekdays!

Once Upon A Time- Just Another Manic Monday

Once upon  a time there lived a king.
The king had a  beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS..

But  there was a problem. Everything the princess  touched would melt.
No matter  what;

Metal,
Wood,
Stone,
Anything  she touched would melt.

Because  of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would  dare marry her.

The  king despaired. What could he do to help his  daughter?

He  consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard  told the king,
‘If your daughter touches one  thing that does not melt in her  hands,
she will  be cured.’

The  king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.

The  next day, he held a competition. Any man that  could bring his daughter
an object  that would not melt would marry her and inherit  the king’s wealth…

THREE  YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.

The  first brought a sword of the finest steel.



But  alas, when the princess touched it, it melted.
The prince went away sadly ..


The second  prince brought diamonds.


He thought  diamonds are the hardest substance in the world  and would not melt. But alas, once the princess  touched them, they melted.

He too  was sent away disappointed.  

The  third prince approached. He told the princess,
‘Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is  in there.’

The princess did as she was  told, though she turned red .



She  felt something hard. She held it in her hand.
And it did  not melt!!!

The  king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was  overjoyed.

And  the third prince married the princess and they  both lived happily ever after.

Question:  What was in the prince’s pants?



M&M’s  of course.

They  melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
What  were you thinking??  
I STILL  WORRY ABOUT YOU SOMETIMES!!!!

 

Have A Great Week Everyone!

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