Hard of hearing wife? Just Another Manic Monday

Revisited

A man feared his wife wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he

thought she might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her on the subject,  he called the

family doctor to discuss the problem.

The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could

perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

Here’s what you do,” said the Doctor, “stand about 40 feet away from

her, and say something in a normal conversational speaking tone see if

she hears you.

If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.”

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in

the den. He says to himself, “I’m about 40 feet away, let’s see what

happens..”

Then in a normal tone he asks, ‘Honey, what’s for dinner?” No

response.

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his

wife and repeats, “Honey, what’s for dinner?”  Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his

wife and asks, “Honey, what’s for dinner?”  Again he gets no response.

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. “Honey,

what’s for dinner?”  Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her.  “Honey, what’s for dinner?”

(I just love this)

“Ralph!, for the FIFTH time, it’s CHICKEN!”

mmwahhh!

mmwahhh!

Enjoy Your Weekdays! mmmwahh!

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“What do you do all day?”

Revisited…

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A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and 20 wrappers strewn all around the front yard.

The door of his wife’s car was open, and so the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.

In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife.. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.

He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door.

As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel.

She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went..

He looked at her bewildered and asked, ‘What happened here today?’

She again smiled and answered, ‘You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?’

‘Yes,’ was his incredulous reply?

She answered, ‘Well, today I didn’t do it..‘ 

Ooooops! Keep it cool honey 🙂

How about a little kitty massage?

Is there a message in this post?  I would like to hear a word or two from you guys…

“What do you do all day?”

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A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and 20 wrappers strewn all around the front yard.

The door of his wife’s car was open, and so the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.

In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife.. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.

He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door.

As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel.

She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went..

He looked at her bewildered and asked, ‘What happened here today?’

She again smiled and answered, ‘You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?’

‘Yes,’ was his incredulous reply?

She answered, ‘Well, today I didn’t do it..‘ 

Ooooops! Keep it cool honey 🙂

How about a little kitty massage?

Is there a message in this post?  I would like to hear a word or two from you guys…

Anger Management

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