Tooth Of The Day

Be Happy

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  • Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.

Marcel Proust 

  • Your success and happiness lies in you. Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties.

Helen Keller

Toothsome, Mac Giggle

#2- All Time Favorite Post-Women’s Standards for Men in Their Life

Revisited…  1,819 views

Women’s Standards for Men in Their Life ~~~

Standards (age 22):

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

Revised Standards (age 32):

1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

Re-revised Standards (age 42):

1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn’t drive off until I’m in the car
3. Works steady — splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I’m talking

nod his head… not whine 🙂

5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

Re-re-revised Standards (age 52):

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn’t belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn’t borrow money too often
4. Doesn’t nod off to sleep when I’m venting
5. Doesn’t retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers my name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

Re-re-re-revised (age 62):

1. Doesn’t scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn’t require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he’s laughing !
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it’s the weekend

Re-re-re-re-revised (age 72):

1. Breathing
2. Doesn’t miss the toilet

But the fact is when you truly love your man, you just love him as the man as he is…  🙂

#29 All Time Favorite Post- When Used Against Loved…

While a man was polishing his new car, his 4 yr old son picked up a stone
and scratched lines on the side of the car. In anger, the man took the
child’s hand and hit it many times; not realizing he was using a wrench.

At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures.

When the child saw his father…..with painful eyes he asked, ‘Dad when
will my fingers grow back?’

The man was so hurt and speechless; he went back to his car and kicked it
a lot of times. Devastated by his own actions…….sitting in front of
that car he looked at the scratches; the child had written ‘LOVE YOU DAD’.
The next day that man committed suicide. Anger and Love have no limits;
choose the latter to have a beautiful,lovely life….. Things are to be
used and people are to be loved, But the problem in today’s world is that,
People are used and things are loved…

-Anonymous-

During the day, be careful to keep this thought in mind:

“Things are to be used, but People are to be loved …”

Be yourself….

This is the only day we HAVE. Have a nice day.

Watch your thoughts; they become words.

Watch your words; they become actions. 

Watch your actions; they become habits.

Watch your habits they become character.

🙂 I know you love this one…

 Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.

Spread LOVE, and True Joy, Happiness  and Love will always be by your side 🙂

Enjoy, And Have Fun Blogging Everyone!

When Used Against Loved…

While a man was polishing his new car, his 4 yr old son picked up a stone
and scratched lines on the side of the car. In anger, the man took the
child’s hand and hit it many times; not realizing he was using a wrench.

At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures.

When the child saw his father…..with painful eyes he asked, ‘Dad when
will my fingers grow back?’

The man was so hurt and speechless; he went back to his car and kicked it
a lot of times. Devastated by his own actions…….sitting in front of
that car he looked at the scratches; the child had written ‘LOVE YOU DAD’.
The next day that man committed suicide. Anger and Love have no limits;
choose the latter to have a beautiful,lovely life….. Things are to be
used and people are to be loved, But the problem in today’s world is that,
People are used and things are loved…

-Anonymous-

During the day, be careful to keep this thought in mind:

“Things are to be used, but People are to be loved …”

Be yourself….

This is the only day we HAVE. Have a nice day.

Watch your thoughts; they become words.

Watch your words; they become actions. 

Watch your actions; they become habits.

Watch your habits they become character.

🙂 I know you love this one...

 Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.

Spread LOVE, and True Joy, Happiness  and Love will always be by your side 🙂

Enjoy, And Have Fun Blogging Everyone!

Art Game Week 3 “Men” to Women Adore

Men are man they are

No monkeys or flies could mar

Mere women treasure…

adollyciouusirony

Thanks to all my Players  for week 3 Art Game:

Raffleberry

Guiguoz

Thoughts Of My Brain

Chlly

Spoiled Brat

See you on Wednesday for our Art Game Week 4

Enjoy!

Women’s Standards for Men in Their Life

Women’s Standards for Men in Their Life ~~~

Standards (age 22):

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

Revised Standards (age 32):

1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

Re-revised Standards (age 42):

1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn’t drive off until I’m in the car
3. Works steady — splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I’m talking

nod his head… not whine 🙂

5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

Re-re-revised Standards (age 52):

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn’t belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn’t borrow money too often
4. Doesn’t nod off to sleep when I’m venting
5. Doesn’t retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers my name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

Re-re-re-revised (age 62):

1. Doesn’t scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn’t require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he’s laughing !
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it’s the weekend

Re-re-re-re-revised (age 72):

1. Breathing
2. Doesn’t miss the toilet

But the fact is when you truly love your man, you just love him as the man as he is…  🙂

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